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i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep

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Today in the game of Life I learned that you should not revolve your life around making others happy. You are the sun and the world revolves around you. Make yourself happy. Or else you’ll end up alone and depressed.

My boyfriends’ friends are adding me on fb that must mean they don’t think Ima complete loser cool B)

Hidden Beach on Marieta Islands, off the coast of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Today I got paid OT to sit in a chair and take like 10 calls and listen to music for 8 hours and watch some African American/my supervisor laydez getting down



dave mustaine having absolutely no chill

Is this what wiped out the dinosaurs

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My last day at my job is Aug 15. From today and then I will have to work 60 hours a week. I hate making nick come over and stay at my place so I guess I’m not seeing him for 3weeks…..and I guess I’ll be living in a hotel for the next weeks. Can’t say I liked living in this apartment because it didnt serve its purpose. Well ok Michelle. Let’s go do this overtime bullshit and dont go crazy please

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white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo