pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

Today my bf said we’d go to the beach, which I love. However, we instead went to his friends house and we hung there. I didn’t mind, even though I was really looking forward to getting out because I’m stuck here doing nothing literally all day every fucking day :-))))))))). Almost his entire family is here. They all live far away and for once are all together. He is now going to leave me here with them while he goes out to drink….with his friends….at the beach….

(Source: brothertedd)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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malformalady:

A loyal dog refused to leave a graveside for two weeks in a remarkable display of devotion after the death of his teenage owner. After Bhaskar Shri, 18, died in a car accident, his dog Tommy went without food and water for 15 baking days and freezing nights guarding his grave in Chennai, southern India. The young construction worker had adopted the dog five years ago and the two quickly became inseparable. Then, when Bhaskar was killed in a tragic road collision the dog refused to leave him.

(Source: lovelyulrichworld)


turbolover69:

deadline-is-overrated:

Straight Out of Hell — HELLOWEEN

'Cause I will sell my dirty soul to Rock 'n' Roll


turbolover69:

deadline-is-overrated:

Straight Out of Hell — HELLOWEEN

'Cause I will sell my dirty soul to Rock 'n' Roll

softwaring:

Arizona storm chasing;

Mike Olbinski

I love hanging with my bfs nephew because he reminds me soooooo much of my little sister and he’s around her age too :’)

Religion: arroz con leche